JESUS OFFENDS OPPRESSED GROUPS
Fails to include women, gays, or transgendered in the Beatitudes
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REAGAN HOSPITALIZED FOR GUNSHOT WOUND
Sleeps through entire operation
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HAITI’S ECONOMY BOOMING, UNEMPLOYMENT AT 1%
Social activists worry about growing inequality
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EARTHQUAKE DEVASTATES MANHATTAN
Poor and minorities disproportionately affected
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–Past and Future Headlines from the New York Times
In every opinion survey conducted over the past few decades, journalists have ranked somewhere between politicians and used car salesmen in terms of trustworthiness. And yet, as a profession, journalism continues to be respected. In this regard, journalists enjoy the same presumption of innocence as teachers. Why, I have always wondered, are teachers so uncritically admired? If the telos of the teaching profession is to confer an education upon the young, the briefest conversation with today’s graduates of Self-Esteem High—if they are capable of conversation, beyond non-verbal ejaculations of “like”, “you know”, and “awesome”– ought to dispel any illusion that its practitioners have succeeded in fulfilling it. But anyone who points this out invariably lights a fuse of defensive sanctimony about how hard educators work, how much they sacrifice, and how little they are paid. (Try to imagine your plumber demanding regular raises after every pipe he’s installed in your house has sprung a leak, and then, in self-exculpation, bleating about long hours and cramped working conditions.) Continue reading “The Journalist Mystique” →