Mathematics…Music…The Harmony of the Spheres…

The Literary Dream Vision…The Vanity of  Earthly Fame…

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Cicero’s Dream of Scipio…

In the first installment of Involuted Mysteries, we began with the question asked by the earliest Greek philosophers:  What is the universe made of?  One of the recurrent answers of the Pre-Socratics was number.  That, in turn, occasioned our steady march through the numerals one to twelve, which served, if nothing more, as a convenient means of introducing some of the foundational themes and topoi that inevitably presented themselves along the way.

It was Pythagoras, of course, who first posited number as the underlying principle–the Physis or Nature–that governs the orderly operations of the cosmos.  Needless to say, his intuition of the secret mathematical structure of the universe was, for the future of science, momentous.  But Pythagoras was hardly interested in mathematical theory per se.  His discovery of the rudiments of arithmetic and geometry was a by-product, in fact, of his investigations into the secrets of music, our next broad theme.

As we saw when discussing the Seven Liberal Arts, Pythagoras was typically depicted in the sculptural representations of the Arts on the facades of medieval churches as the founder, master, and patron spirit sometimes of Music, sometimes of Arithmetic, sometimes of both.  This is not only because he is the traditional inventor of both of these ancient Arts, but because, from the beginning, he regarded them as mutually interdependent departments of knowledge.

It was Pythagoras who first noted that the principal intervals, the octave, major third, fourth, and fifth, were produced as a function of the ratio or proportion between the length of a string and the length from one end of it to the point at which it is stopped.  Put your finger on a string at its midpoint and the resulting note will be an octave higher than that when you plucked the string unstopped.  This, of course, is a universal physical law.

Pythagoras was probably unaware that it had anything to do with the frequency of the string’s vibration (twice as fast, at half its length); nonetheless, it is impossible to overestimate the significance of his discovery of the mathematical basis of the science of sound as it presaged the mathematical basis of physics, astronomy, and every other branch of scientific inquiry.

As Aristotle writes in his Metaphysics (the first book of which is an invaluable history of philosophy from its beginnings down to his own time in the early fourth century):

The so-called Pythagoreans, having applied themselves to mathematics, first advanced that study; and having been trained in it they thought that the principles of mathematics were the principles of all things.  Since of these principles numbers are by nature first, they thought they saw many similarities to things which exist and come into being in numbers rather than in fire and earth and water—justice being such and such a modification of numbers, soul and reason, being another,…and so with the rest, each being expressible numerically.  Seeing, further, that the properties and ratios of the musical consonances were expressible in numbers, and that indeed all other things seemed to be wholly modeled in their nature upon numbers, they took numbers to be the whole of reality, the elements of numbers to be the elements of all existing things, and the whole heaven to be a musical scale and a number.

Aristotle refers here to the Pythagorean doctrine of the music or harmony of the spheres, which was to become one of the most enduring and popular topoi in Western literature and thought.

 

In his De Caelo, Aristotle gives a somewhat more detailed account of the doctrine:

Some thinkers suppose that the motion of bodies [the stars and planets] so great must produce a noise, since even objects here on earth do so, though they are not equal in bulk to those, nor do they move at such high speeds.  That the sun and moon and stars, so great in number and in size, and moving with so swift a motion, should fail to produce a sound correspondingly great, is (they say) incredible.  On this assumption, then, together with the further assumption that their speeds, as determined by their distances from the centre are in the ratios of the musical consonances, they say that the sound made by the heavenly bodies as they revolve is a harmony.  And in order to account for the fact that we do not hear the sound, they say that it is with us from the moment of birth, so that we are unable to distinguish it from its opposite, silence; for sound and silence are only known by contrast.  Consequently, what happens to us is similar to what happens to workers in bronze, who are so used to noise that they do not notice it.

That the pitch of the sound produced by a revolving object is directly related to its speed was a fact well enough known from ordinary experience.  The Pythagorean philosopher Archytas, who lived from 428 to 347 B.C., and who was a friend of Plato, used the example of the “rhombos”, a liturgical wind instrument whirled about at the end of a stick or string during the celebration of the Eleusinian and Bacchic mysteries, which, Archytas observes, produces a low note when whirled slowly, and a high one when whirled vigorously.  But the speed of the heavenly bodies is in turn a function of their distance “from the centre”, as Aristotle notes—that is, from the earth.  For Pythagoras, the rotation of the seven planets and fixed stars about the earth was assumed to be in the same plane, and each of the eight spheres was also assumed to complete its revolution over the same period.  To keep their position relative to one another, the outermost spheres—those closer to the circumference–must naturally revolve more swiftly than those closer to the centre, just as a point along the spoke of a wagon wheel that is near the felloe or tire must move more swiftly than a point near the hub.  For this reason, they produced different pitches:  the moon (that is to say, the planet that is closest to the earth) producing the lowest, and the Stellatum or sphere of the fixed stars, which is farthest from the earth (on the very circumference of the cosmos) producing the highest.

One of the classic statements of this topos is found in Cicero’s Dream of Scipio, a text to which you may have already heard me refer many times in previous courses, because, as is the nature of seminal texts, it so perfectly recapitulates an otherwise complex philosophical tradition.  We need to look carefully at this text insofar as it demonstrates that the doctrine of the music of the spheres, like all “merely” cosmological doctrines, is at root a religious or mythological symbol, amongst many that belong to a more or less universal ancient method for the salvation of the soul.

Cicero’s Dream is the principal remaining fragment of the sixth and final book of his Republic.  In the dialogue, the speaker Scipio the Younger relates that while serving as a military tribune in Africa, he met King Massinissa, whose hereditary territory Scipio Africanus the Elder (Scipio the Younger’s eminent namesake and adoptive grandfather) had restored.  They spend the day in conversation, reminiscing about the deeds of Scipio’s glorious ancestor, and then, after dinner, as the speaker relates, “the following dream came to me, prompted, I suppose, by the subject of our conversation; for it often happens that our thoughts and words have some such effect in our sleep…”   In the dream, the spirit of Scipio the Elder duly appears to him, looking down from his eternal abode in the eighth sphere.

 

Scipio’s explanation that dreams are fecundated by our recent waking preoccupations was a commonplace of traditional dream theory, which is in itself a topic so ubiquitous that we’ll have at some point to return to it.  But, for now, a couple of examples should suffice to illustrate both the influence of Cicero’s Somnium and the tendency of early literature to rehearse such conventional themes.

In Chaucer’s Parliament of Foules, the poet-narrator reads the Somnium Scipionis itself, a summary of whose doctrine he provides.  While still pondering his reading matter, he falls asleep and has a dream in which, none other than Scipio Africanus appears to him.  Indeed, as the poet explains, it is because he had been reading the Dream of Scipio that his own dream takes the form that it does.

Here, of course, Chaucer is merely repeating the pattern of the Dream of Scipio, in which Scipio the Younger dreams about Scipio the Elder after having a conversation about him the afternoon before.

One other example comes immediately to mind, this also from Chaucer.  In the Proem to Chaucer’s Book of the Duchess, the poet-narrator picks up his volume of Ovid’s Metamorphoses in the hope that it will help him fall asleep (not the greatest compliment he might have paid to Ovid, who was held in high reverence in the Middle Ages).  By chance, his eyes alight upon the myth of Ceyx and Alcyone.

Ceyx and Alcyone, as the narrator paraphrases Ovid, are the king and queen of Thessaly, and so much in love that they were never willingly apart.  But Ceyx decides that he must depart on a long sea voyage to consult the Delphic oracle.  As the daughter of Aeolus, king of the winds, Alcyone knows how perilous the sea can be, and full of foreboding, she tries to dissuade her husband from embarking.  And indeed when he does, that very night, there is a monstrous storm, which sinks his ship and all its crew.

Ceyx dies with the name of his beloved Alcyone on his lips.  Every day thereafter, Alcyone waits anxiously, weaving a beautiful robe in expectation of Ceyx’ return—the Penelope motif–, going down to the shore in hopes of spotting her husband’s ship, and praying to Juno for his safe return.  When Juno hears her prayers, she takes pity upon her, sending Iris, the messenger goddess, to the house of Somnus, god of sleep, bidding that he send Alcyone a dream in which she might learn of Ceyx’ death.

Somnus is awoken painfully by Iris—a typical flourish of Ovidian humour–, but accepts the commission, which he then hands on to his son Morpheus, who is able to take the shape of anyone at will.  Morpheus is finally awoken with equal difficulty, but promptly assumes the shape of Ceyx, and appearing to Alcyone in a dream, tells her to wait for him no longer, for he has drowned, and must now descend into the underworld.  Ceyx-Morpheus then assures her of his undying love, begs that she accept his death with equanimity, and vanishes.

The news, however, only makes Alcyone go mad with grief, and determine to join him in the kingdom of the dead.  But when she goes down to the shore with the intention of throwing herself into the sea, she sees the corpse of her husband drifting landward.  Then, as Ovid ends the story in his usual way, the gods take pity on them both, metamorphosing them into birds, who are always thereafter seen together.  Their permanent reunion in avian form is the reason why every winter there are seven days of perfect sunshine and calm, the days during which Alcyone broods over her nest, called, therefore, Halcyon days.  Again, this is the typical Ovidian coda, and a perfect example of what mythologists call an “aetiological myth”, i.e., one that is invented to explain some ritual or tradition whose original meaning has been lost in the mists of time.

This, then, is the poet’s bedtime reading.  After retailing the myth, he says that he becomes so drowsy that he falls asleep right upon his book, and dreams.  The content of his dream is, of course, Chaucer’s Book of the Duchess, which tells the story of the untimely death of Chaucer’s patroness Blanch, the Duchess of Gaunt, wife of Duke John of Gaunt, whose love and devotion to one another was as celebrated as that between Ceyx and Alcyone.

The Book of the Duchess is thus an elegy, cast in the form of a dream, whose purpose is to console John of Gaunt and Chaucer himself, both bereft by the death of a beloved lady, just as in the Ovidian myth which the poet had been reading before falling asleep, Alcyone is bereft by the death of her beloved husband Ceyx, who appears to her in a dream meant to console her.

 

But the nature and classification of dreams is, as I said, another ancient and longstanding topos, a fuller discussion of which we will have to postpone until later.  Let us return, then, to the Dream of Scipioand the harmony of the spheres.

In his dream, Scipio beholds his famous ancestor standing before him, and enumerating the great military and political deeds that his grandson will in due course accomplish; (and since Cicero wrote hisRepublic nearly a century after the death of Scipio the Younger, these predictions turn out to be uncannily accurate).

This half-humorous motive, too, is conventional, the most celebrated instance of which is the panoramic prophecy revealed by the ghost of Aeneas’ father Anchises of his son’s, and Rome’s, glorious future, in the sixth book of Virgil’s Aeneid, in which Anchises “predicts” the history of Rome from the time of its establishment down, by sheer coincidence, to Virgil’s own day.

There are innumerable other examples, of course, including Paradiso canto 17, in which the spirit of Cacciaguida foretells the eternal fame of Dante the poet—a prophetic self-compliment–, but I merely note these in passing as another commonplace of pre-modern literature.

Scipio then advises his descendant that nothing is more pleasing to the gods than the just and benevolent administration of the commonwealth, whose rulers “have a special place reserved for them in the heavens, where they may enjoy an eternal life of happiness”.  This place, he says, reiterating the Orpheo-Pythagoreo-Platonic doctrine of the pre-existence of souls in the other world and their return thereto, is the place from which just rulers first descended to earth, and the place to which, after death, they will repair.

Scipio then asks whether his grandfather and father Paulus are really still alive, and he is told emphatically:  Surely all those are alive who have escaped from the bondage of the body as from a prison; but that life of yours, which men so call, is really death.”  If this is so, asks Scipio the Younger, why should he not commit suicide in order to “hasten thither to you”.

Scipio the Elder then enumerates the reasons for the prohibition against suicide, the same reasons given by Socrates when asked the same question by his interlocutor Cebes in a passage that occurs early in Plato’s Phaedo, the passage upon which Cicero has self-consciously modeled this section of theDream:

“Not so, for unless God, whose temple is everything that you see, has freed you from the prison of the body, you cannot gain entrance there.  For man was given life that he might inhabit that sphere called Earth, which you see in the centre of this temple; and he has been given a soul out of those eternal fires which you call stars and planets, which, being round and globular bodies animated by divine intelligences, circle about in their fixed orbits with marvelous speed.  Wherefore you, Publius, and all good men, must leave that soul in the custody of the body, and must not abandon human life except at the behest of him by whom it was given you, lest you appear to have shirked the duty imposed upon man by God.”

That duty, as Scipio explains, is twofold:  The first duty is the cultivation of virtue and wisdom, by which the soul prepares itself in this living death for the true life of the other world.  The second, of course, is service to the commonwealth, so that under the guidance of wise rulers, its citizens might live in justice and harmony.   (Inasmuch as the Christian prohibition against suicide probably comes from this passage, it is not surprising to find the same reasoning, expressed in terms of military duty, implicit in the words of  Redcross Knight’s admonition, who answers Despair’s temptation to suicide in Spenser’s sixteenth-century poem, The Faerie Queene:

The souldier may not move from watchfull sted
Nor leave his stand until his Captaine bid
FQ I, xi 41)

By this point in his dream, Scipio the Younger has presumably been exalted to the side of his grandfather in heaven, and from this superior perspective he overlooks the vastness of the cosmos.  What follows is an epitome of Ptolemaic astronomy, replete, as always, with the traditional moral and psychological assumptions of which the pre-modern model of the cosmos is the projected image:

     When I gazed in every direction from that point, all else appeared wonderfully beautiful. There were stars which we never see from the earth, and they were all larger than we have ever imagined.  The smallest of them was that farthest from heaven and nearest the earth which shone with a borrowed light [i.e., the Moon].  The starry spheres were much larger than the earth; indeed the earth itself seemed to me so small that I was scornful of our empire, which covers only a single point, as it were, upon its surface.

As I gazed still more fixedly at the earth, Africanus said:  “How long will your thoughts be fixed upon the lowly earth?  Do you not see what lofty regions you have entered?  These are the nine circles, or rather spheres, by which the whole is joined.  One of them, the outermost, is that of heaven; it contains all the rest, and is itself the supreme God, holding and embracing within itself all the other spheres; in it are fixed the eternal revolving courses of the stars. Beneath it are seven other spheres which revolve in the opposite direction to that of heaven. One of these globes is that light which on earth is called Saturn’s.  Next comes the star called Jupiter’s, which brings fortune and health to mankind.  Beneath it is that star, red and terrible to the dwellings of man, which you assign to Mars.  Below it and almost midway of the distance [i.e., between God’s heaven at the circumference and earth at the centre] is the Sun, the lord, chief, and ruler of the other lights, the mind and guiding principle of the universe, of such magnitude that he reveals and fills all things with his light.  He is accompanied by his companions, as it were—Venus and Mercury in their orbits, and in the lowest sphere revolves the Moon, set on fire by the rays of the Sun.  But below the Moon there is nothing except what is mortal and doomed to decay, save only the souls given to the human race by the bounty of the gods, while above the Moon all things are eternal.   For the ninth and central sphere, which is the earth, is immovable and the lowest of all, and toward it all ponderable bodies are drawn by their own natural tendency downward.”

After recovering from the astonishment with which I viewed these wonders, I said:  “What is this loud and agreeable sound that fills my ears?”

“That is produced”, he replied, “by the onward rush and motion of the spheres themselves; the intervals between them, though unequal, being exactly arranged in a fixed proportion, by an agreeable blending of high and low tones various harmonies are produced; for such mighty motions cannot be carried on so swiftly in silence; and Nature has provided that one extreme shall produce low tones while the other gives forth high.  Therefore this uppermost sphere of heaven, which bears the stars, as it revolves more rapidly, produces a high, shrill tone, whereas the lowest revolving sphere, that of the Moon, gives forth the lowest tone; for the earthly sphere, the ninth, remains ever motionless and stationary, in its position in the centre of the universe.  But the other eight spheres…produce seven different sounds—a number which is the key of almost everything.  Learned men, by imitating this harmony on stringed instruments and in song, have gained for themselves a return to this region, as others have obtained the same reward by devoting their brilliant intellects to divine pursuits during their earthly lives.  Men’s ears, ever filled with this sound, have become deaf to it…We find a similar phenomenon where the Nile rushes down from those lofty mountains at the place called Catadupa [i.e., the cataracts of the Nile]; the people who live nearby have lost their sense of hearing on account of the loudness of the sound.  But this mighty music, produced by the revolution of the whole universe at the highest speed, cannot be perceived by human ears, any more than you can look straight at the Sun, your sense of sight being overpowered by its radiance.”

While gazing at these wanders, I was repeatedly turning my eyes back to earth.  Then Africanus resumed:

“I see that you are still directing your gaze upon the habitation and abode of men.  If it seems small to you, as it actually is, keep your gaze fixed upon those heavenly things and scorn the earthly…”

The Dream then goes on to dilate upon the theme of human vanity; his grandson, having already noted that by comparison to the stars the earth was so small that the Roman Empire–which was hardly more than a point on its tiny surface–excited his contempt, Scipio the Elder now points out that only a few small regions of our miniscule globe inhabited by men, to which the fame of the most glorious amongst them is limited.  Indeed, a man may be famous in one city, and completely unknown in an adjoining province.  Moreover, every time the world is periodically destroyed by conflagration or flood, and renewed throughout the recurrent cycle of death and rebirth, a man’s fame is utterly obliterated.  How insubstantial a thing is earthly fame, then, which can hardly last a single year, compared with the great or revolving year when the stars and planets return to their original configuration, and the cycle finally ends.

In the nineteen-seventies, the beau monde decided that Toronto was a “world-class city”.  Only those who had been born here, and never wandered farther afield than Tonawanda, N.Y., could possibly have failed to recognize this as jingoistic flapdoodle.  Yet the mantra continues to be intoned to this day by local politicians, multi-cult cultists, and self-lauding residents alike.

The essays that follow are intended for those who might be interested in a few thoughts about real world-class cities.  (A version of the first, on Paris, was originally published in The IDLER in 1985.  But then real world-class cities don’t change much over a mere quarter-century…) 

 

PARIS

      Paris is a city of style.  Now style is to beauty what art is to nature.  Specifically, style is to be distinguished from beauty because it requires that beautiful elements be also beautifully arranged.  Helen of Troy was beautiful.  For Helen to have had style, Paris would have had to have kidnapped her to, well, Paris, and taken her on a spree on the Rue de la Paix.

      The visitor to Paris discerns no single regnant fashion, except elegance.  It is remarkable, for instance, that both Parisian men and women are fascinated by such North American vulgarities as punk and urban grunge; but neither can pull them off.  They insist on civilizing their essential brutality (they are Parisians, after all), and so transform them beyond recognition.

     The exigencies of style affect every aspect of behaviour.  To Parisians, walking is less a means of transit than of self-expression.  There is no manifest intention of getting somewhere, as with other urbanites.  Down the sidewalks or across the streets, Parisians proceed more or less as Narcissus would if he were sipping cognac in the Hall of Mirrors at Versailles.

     There are, in fact, numerous reasons for the Parisians’ slowness of gait.  1. You do not tell gorgeousness to move along.  2. There are constant disembarkations at the terasse.  (Parisians need to be fed coffee before exerting themselves to roll over in bed at night.)  3. Such is the vestigial sway of courtoisie, that on the sidewalks Parisians are always stopping to excuse themselves, under the moral anxiety of brushing another pedestrian’s arm.  (The contrast with North America is dramatic.  In New York or Toronto, pedestrians would never say excuse me, even if they were on their way to confession.)

     Neither courtesy nor caution applies to the driving of cars, however, where style demands danger, and the top-of-the-line Peugeot unleashes floods of masculinity.  H.G. Wells, the world-class atheist, once said that he did not dare to drive a motorcar in the streets of Paris for fear of succumbing to temptation and running over a priest.  Among native Frenchmen, there has been no abatement of anti-clerical sentiment since the Revolution.  And motorists in Paris continue to drive as if it were still a cathedral town, and every pedestrian hid a tonsure beneath his chapeau.

     From atop the Eiffel Tower, certain intersections in Paris resemble a giant game of Pac-Man.  Traversing the Place de la Concorde is either an act of Promethean bravado, or final submission.  If the welfare government in France were truly caring, it would install a psychotherapist on every corner (about sixteen) to try to talk pedestrians down.

 

     All of this is rather daunting to the tourist, I’m afraid.  But Paris is not for tourists, at least not that part of it that depends upon the goodwill of the natives.  The tourist does not visit Paris; it occasionally grants him an audience.

      The museums, for instance, might be open, or they might not, depending upon how they feel when they get up in the morning.  The first time I went to the City of Light, the Louvre guards were out en greve; the next time, the doors were shut in solidarity with a national truckers’ strike.  Just before the time of writing this (March, 1985), my visit was aborted by a student day of action against government “austerity” measures.  (When it comes to the eternal protest against putative threats to the nanny state, no one can doubt the wisdom of the French expression, plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose.)

     It is thus part of the Paris style, it seems, to be generally exclusive.  Do not try, for instance, to eat in Paris.  When a North American enters a French restaurant he is treated as Australopithecus would be by the Dean of Admissions at Harvard.  The Revolution issued promissory notes for liberte, egalite, and fraternite; but egalite and fraternite are non-negotiable by the non-French.  Foreigners are extended the liberte to be themselves, which is to say, unequal, and therefore, unfraternized.  If President Roosevelt had walked, chest-proud, into a Paris bistro immediately following the liberation of France, he would have been led to a table by the kitchen.

     All in all, it may be best for the tourist to forget the Parisians.  This is not to be taken as the ossified Anglo-Saxon prejudice against the Frogs, which is at best an inverted snobbery.  I offer it as a general prophylactic when visiting world-class cities.  After all, the people will come and go; the buildings (and in Paris, the buildings are considerably more friendly) will endure more or less forever.

 

     Someone once said that architecture is the science of style built to last.  There is certainly a sense in which Parisians, generation after generation, are shamed into their gorgeousness by the buildings.

     I admit that I find old buildings titillating.  There are others of similar orientation in every quarter of the globe; but as a group, we have yet to come out of the closet.  Many of us are forced to lead a double life.  On my first trip to Europe (my honeymoon), I took seven hundred slides of buildings and six of my wife.  During each of these essays in family portraiture, I aimed the camera affectionately in her direction; but the truth is, I used her for scale.

     What is it that makes European cities so seductive?  That they are old?  This is part of it; but then the Canadian Shield is old, and to the lovers of architecture, such untutored grandeur succeeds merely in inducing frozen fits of agoraphobia.  Rather, that they offer the visitor that reassuring sense of enclosure promised by his gestation.

     In European streets the eye is freighted down an unbroken line of facades.  Humbly, individual buildings march up to, but not beyond, a solid street wall, under an ancient urban obligation.  This is a visual datum with which the semi-rusticated inhabitants of Toronto or Atlanta are unfamiliar.  In such a neoteric birthplace, the infant will tumble directly from the womb into an open-concept daycare centre, his trauma later reinforced by widened sidewalks, herniated streetscapes, concrete office plazas, low-density-zoning set-backs, fully-detached homes, freeways, parking lots, and commercial towers that (in deference to the sun) retreat from corners like Dracula from the Cross.  (Professor Eric Arthur, remarking on the amount of “open space” in the downtown core, said that Toronto reminded him of London after the blitz.)  In North America, what we have are half-cities, hybrid monsters of architecture’s me-generation, meccano-assembled by town planners with claustrophobic inclinations, Arcadian fantasies, sociological backgrounds, and suburban minds.

 

     Paris, by contrast, offers the visitor an almost perfect urban snugness.  There are streets here so narrow that the anorexic models have to turn sideways.  In some quarters, like the Marais, you don’t walk down the streets, you slip them on.

     There are also superhuman vistas here, the kind that make one think that if God had wished to design an approach to the Primum Mobile, he might have hired Mansart or Vicomte–when the visitor perches on the banks of the Seine, for instance, or when he turns around to look back at the Hotel des Invalides, or the Palais de Luxembourg.  But even these vast expanses are relentlessly enclosed, making one feel humble, but not hopeless, a free agent, but not abandoned to the existential void.

     Preserving the seamless Parisian streetscape was the probable cynosure when France surrendered early in Wold War II.  Other great European cities must put up with anachronistic intrusions until the next world war.  Passing one of those high-tech piles heaped up by post-bellum modernists in their experimentation on the natives of Berlin, a bus tour companion asked trenchantly:  “What’s the point in bombing out whole sectors of a city if you’re only going to replace them with stuff like that?”

     Ironically, nothing so inspires a love of the past as an unlovely present.  Thus North American tourists, who profess to love novelty, flock to such cities as Paris as to havens from it.  Here, there are only a few gleaming glass boxes, and modernity, when it is suffered, is usually exiled to the periphery, where it stands like the crested helmets of some new envious barbarism.

A Postscript

Being paragons of rationality, the enemies of religion affect genuine bafflement as to why anyone would practise it. Whereupon they proceed to enumerate a long list of what are usually evil or ulterior motives. It’s odd. If I were honestly unable to conceive of the reasons for some archaic habit or custom–why people take snuff, let us say–I wouldn’t set myself up as an authority on the subject. Yet atheists profess to know that theists worship God out of some vestigial anxiety to propitiate the forces of nature, or to take out insurance against the contingency of damnation, or, if they are clerics, to wield religion as an instrument of power. They are about as credible on the subject of the origin of religion as The League Of Offended Housewives To Snuff Out Snuff would be if they were to admonish that snuff-taking makes you blind. It is time, it seems to me, for the defenders of religion to begin speculating, mutatis mutandis, on the motives of its enemies.

As Joe Sobran has observed in his essay The Sins of Irreligion:

I can imagine one kind of atheist–let us call him the “pious atheist”–who arrives at his unbelief without joy, simply as an intellectual conclusion. I suppose such a man would regard Christian civilization with the kind of affection and respect a Roman convert to Christianity in Augustine’s day would feel for the dying Roman Empire, for Cicero and Virgil and Marcus Aurelius. He would feel that, although that world had passed away, it had left much of enduring value. We actually do see pious atheists who may regret the Inquisition but who also cherish Dante, Monteverdi, Spenser, Milton, Bach, Handel, and Dr. Johnson. To cease believing in the viability of this Christian civilization is not necessarily either to condemn it or to assume an attitude of enmity toward it.

Yet there is another sort of atheist who does regard himself as Christendom’s enemy. Far from cherishing its past, he condemns it and would wipe out every trace of it: the Catholic Church, the Moral Majority, the inscription “In God We Trust”. He thinks that humanity is now free at last from dogma and superstition, and he would get on with the business of creating a new world on progressive and scientific principles.

No one who cherishes the intellectual, literary, and artistic bequests of religion would object to the first group identified by Sobran. Aligned with them are any number of brilliant scholars of religious history and thought, including some of the most humane and capacious minds of the modern age: Jung, Bultmann, Tillich, Hugo Rahner, Simone Weil, to name just a few.

All such thinkers accept as a brute fact the sceptical scientific spirit of the modern epoch. All agree that a naively literal belief in the affirmations of organized religion is no longer intellectually possible, and plead, instead, for the renewal of a mythic or allegorical approach to sacred narrative that is already native to the Christian tradition.

Of this tradition, however, Dawkins and Hitchens are conveniently ignorant. To carry Christianity’s colours against their hollow challenge, they naturally prefer their own reductive caricature of the Bible-thumping Southern televangelist. When they limn the portrait of a rotten Christianity on such bases, they invite Chaucer’s Pardoner to sit as their model, as though his Parson, Clerk, and Knight were not also on the Canterbury road.

 

That sort of selectivity alone suggests that Dawkins and Hitchens are motivated by an animus that is less than objective or scientific. Unlike Sobran’s “pious atheists” or the scholarly taxonomists of religious ideas mentioned above, they are less observers of Christianity’s decline and fall than agents who yearn to hasten it. They arrive at their atheist position, not as an intellectual conclusion, but a morally triumphant one. Indeed, it places them squarely on the side the angels–to summon a theistic phrase–in the great millennial struggle between the forces of light and superstitious darkness. Nor does their atheism betray the least willingness to assimilate anything of the legacy of Christianity, not even those elements that Christianity itself willingly assimilated from its pagan past (including symbols as innocuous as Christmas trees).

In this regard, today’s atheists usually see themselves as “free-thinkers” and “progressives”. Save that free-thought is hardly ever progressive, except in the self-congratulatory sense in which that term is used. It cannot be so because, as Chesterton has observed, “it will accept nothing from the past; it begins every time again from the beginning; and it goes every time in a different direction.” The only things that have “progressed” have done so by gradual “accumulations of authority”, advancing incrementally “in a certain definable direction”. (Christian Civilization is, in that sense, progressive; by contrast, the atheist desire to undo it is as unprogressive as that of the fantasist who decides to tear up the road by which mankind has advanced and recommend that we grow wings instead.)

 

Their furious antagonism toward religious tradition in general and Christian Civilization in particular tells us as much about contemporary atheists as it does about the object of their hatred. Sobran identifies the animus of the current militant sect of atheists as a species of that genus of thought which he calls “alienism”, the willful disaffection from the norms and institutions of society typical of Western intellectuals and so-called “minority” groups.

The modern alienist’s sense of estrangement need not, of course, have anything to do with historical oppression or ostracism by an unjust majority (indeed, his embitterment suggests that he wants in). The designation “minority” itself, as Sobran observes, alludes less to a real statistical fact than an ideological posture. Some “minorities” (e.g. women) are in fact majorities. Others, such as “gays”, are hardly condemned to their supposed alienation by the cruel accident of birth (like the victims of racism), but by voluntary choice. Meanwhile, any number of actual numerical minorities are never thought of as such; in this category, Sobran mentions Mormons–whom it is always safe to deride–, to which I would add native born whites in many large North American cities.

However imprecise the term, it invariably irradiates a palpable sense of disaffection, which is presumed to be justified by the minority’s victimization by a homogeneous majority. Historically (at least in the West), that means Christianity, so that “if we look more closely”, as Sobran argues, “we will find that the very idea of a minority in this sense is largely a rhetorical device for covertly attacking what remains of the Christian culture”.

In contemporary identity politics, it is obvious enough that minorities from non-Christian cultures have become stalking-horses for anti-Christian alienism. It was less than fifty years ago that non-Christian communities were expected, if not actively to adopt the beliefs and mores of the Christian Civilization to which they desired admittance, then at least not to object to them. Today, the mere existence of a native Christian remnant constitutes an affront to multicultural sensibilities, if not to the hallowed principles of equality and pluralism. The expectation that minorities should accommodate the dominant culture of their new homelands once seemed only reasonable; now it is the majority that must accommodate the minority.

Atheists function in this regard as a non-Christian “minority”. Because they once were so, Dawkins and Hitchens see atheists as permanent victims. It’s a truism, of course, that when public opinion finally rouses itself in indignant protest against the victimization of this group or that, their victimization is largely a thing of the past. When minorities are really being mistreated by majorities–systematically murdered, enslaved, lynched, or discriminated against–public opinion either fails to notice or actively colludes with what it regards as merely normative. Once the public gets around to expressing its collective moral outrage, one can be assured that it is already safe to do so.

So it is, of course, with those who now imagine theocrats hiding under every bed, and stand eternally vigilant in the defence of the temporal state against the phantom encroachment of spiritual powers: they are permitted to complain against “theocracy” only because there are no theocrats about with the power to silence them. (In the Middle Ages, Dawkins and Hitchens might have had a point, but no one could have heard them making it beyond the confines of their prison cells.)

If anything, the contemporary incarnation of the Spanish Inquisition is run by the priests of a militant secular orthodoxy who can abide no dissent from what they regard as religious heretics (i.e., heretics whose sin is believing in religion per se, rather than false religion). In the past several decades in Canada, every vestige of Christian symbolism has been extirpated from the public square, Christian teaching in schools has been officially proscribed by the State, and dozens of supposedly free citizens have been arraigned before our official human rights tribunals for professing their religious beliefs. Notably, during the same period, not a single atheist has had to appear before these human rights constabularies. If anyone has a right to fear the “establishment of religion”, it is the victims of the new secular orthodoxy.

Today, Christians remain one the few identifiable groups against which it is legitimate to be bigoted. When alienist intellectuals tell us that “the white race is the cancer of history”, or accuse Europeans of wholesale and deliberate genocide in the New World, or malign the masculine gender as war-mongering rapists–using “white race”, or “European”, or “male” as obvious proxies for historical Christendom–, “we are hearing something other than the voice of the disinterested intellect. We are hearing an expression of nihilistic hatred.” Mere intellectual dissent from the credenda of religion does not, as Sobran observes, inspire “this kind of fanaticism.”

Sobran wonders reasonably enough why we have been so slow to recognize and declaim against this sort of fanatical hatred as a real social problem, if not a psychopathology. The terms of alienist bitterness and grievance are by now epidemic in our language–“racism”, “sexism”, “homophobia”, “anti-Semitism”, “nativism”, “Eurocentrism”, “Christocentrism”, “ethnocentrism”, “xenophobia”, “bigotry”, “prejudice”, “discrimination”, “stereotyping”. Even the word “hatred” itself has taken on the same victimological and anti-majoritarian connotations, though it should be entirely possible that enmity between social groups can have the opposite valency. Can minority races, cultures, or religions never be guilty of prejudice or hatred against majorities? If so, as Sobran points out, “we have no specific vocabulary at all to suggest this reciprocal possibility”.

Until recently, alienist hatred was recognized as a dangerous toxin, destabilizing not only to society but to the moral and psychological health of the subject. Sobran mentions Shakespeare’s villains Edmund and Iago–whose villainy consists precisely in their obsessive hostility to all social norms and traditions. “Almost without exception”, Sobran observes, “Shakespeare’s ‘alienated’ characters are villains”. Both Shakespeare and his audience evidently still considered such attitudes dangerous and deranged, and felt that Civilization had every right to defend itself against them. Thus, “The assumptions embodied in the very structure of these plays are directly opposed to the assumption that hatred and hostility are always to be imputed to society. The imputation itself expresses hostility, and we do well to raise our guard against it.”

We do well, that is, to expose and condemn the militant hatred of Christendom expressed by atheists like Dawkins and Hitchens as a poison just as lethal as any majoritarian “ism”.

Going Naked to a Funeral

     The National Post acknowledged that this year’s March for Life in Ottawa saw a record turnout, easily “eclipsing” (in the words of Campaign Life Coalition president Jim Hughes) last year’s crowd of 12,500.  The Post‘s sub-heading exerted itself to explain the quantum increase:  “Bused-in teens swell [inflate?] the ranks on Parliament Hill”.  If it hadn’t come from the normally friendly National Post, I would have taken this as the usual scoffing qualifier of a pro-abortion partisan.

As a participant in the March, I can attest that the numbers this year were impressive.  But “bused-in teens”, mostly from local Catholic schools, did indeed inflate the ranks; and though no one wants to rain on his own parade, their giggling and jiggling presence ought to have given the Movement pause.

Busing in teens, of course, has been the strategic resort of protesters on the Left; and the critics of the Left have rightly condemned it as morally disreputable. During the Cold War, we all remember seeing children who had not yet reached the age of reason deployed as props in little anti-American morality plays.  What did these youthful idiots (with apologies to Lenin for the pun) know about capitalism, socialism, totalitarianism, the Gulag, or mutual assured destruction?   The shameless exploitation of children by the Left has hardly abated since.  Today, seniors who have lived through the serial hardships of war, dislocation, and depression are hectored by their infant great-grandchildren on the sacred obligations of recycling, and the finer points of climate change.

In Ottawa, alas, the only mark of coherence in the pre-march rally was that nauseating pandering to “young people” that has been the leitmotive of every leftist demonstration from the love-ins of the Woodstock generation to the hopey-changey mob ecstasies that exalted Obama into sainthood and the presidency.

From the pinched sonorities of her Valley girl voice–I was too far away to see her–, I gathered that our mistress of ceremonies at the rally was another pubescent teen attempting to compensate for bad grammar, vulgar usage, and intellectual vapidity with ear-splitting volume in the cause of forced enthusiasm.  The microphone was then handed over to another pubescent female who mutilated the national anthem in the now-canonical, tarted-up rendition warbled by every other North American teen starlet prior to the start of every televised sporting event.

Each of the speakers then formulaically, but in the, like, totally cool lingo of youth, gushed over the number of young people in attendance (“amazing”, “awesome”), and one, an MP, invited them to give themselves a round of applause–which, naturally, these imminent graduates of Self-Esteem High were only too happy to do.  Another MP pointed to the Parliament Buildings behind him and told them that this was “their house”, and they “should take it”:  a prospect that, for me at least, was a little too reminiscent of the ageist revolutionary brutality of the gun-toting ten-year-olds of the Great Leap Forward, the Shining Path, and the Khmer Rouge.

The same political pander subsequently exulted at the record number of young people who had just been elected to Parliament, apparently forgetting that all of them ran for the NDP (a party not well-known for its defence of life or other fundaments of Christian morality).   Do we really want to identify  “our” young people with the student-council Communists and bar-tending, single-mother Vegas junketeers that make up the risibly under-qualified new parliamentary cohort?  Is that the sort of youth-culture the Pro-Life Movement wishes to emulate?

Apparently so.  On the Hill, a significant plurality of the teens I saw were spread-eagled on the grass in evident boredom, obliviously chatting and giggling amongst themselves, staring fixedly at their iPhones or listening to the tunes on their iPods (these, the visual and auditory pacifiers of an arguably pathologically self-absorbed generation), and generally disporting themselves as though they were in Ottawa because it meant a day off school.  Many of the female students were adherents of the obligatory modern Whore of Babylon school of fashion:  frayed short-shorts, so tight as to accentuate both posterior and anterior nether cleavages, and sleeveless shrink-wrap tops with bra straps and bra-contents protruding fetchingly.  These girls, especially those who were also defiantly proud of their obesity, certainly “swelled the ranks”.   But the moral irony clearly escaped both them and their recruiters.  Might not their “Catholic” school teachers, or the march organizers, have pointed out that there is a connection between rampant abortion–used as a disinfectant for the messy by-products of rampant sex–, and what  Christians once quaintly referred to as “wantonness”?   Soi disant Christians can inveigh against abortion all they like, but if they insouciantly conform themselves to the permanently engorged sexual culture that breeds abortion in the first place, they convict themselves of rank hypocrisy.  The words of the Gospel about casting the first stone come to mind.

As the marchers passed the inevitable ambush of pro-abortion protesters, snarling their abuse from behind police barricades like caged animals straining to get at their prey, it was impossible not to be taken aback by the feral sexuality to which they gave voice.  PRO SEX, PRO QUEER, PRO CHOICE, shouted one sign; IF YOU CUT OFF MY REPRODUCTIVE CHOICE, CAN I CUT OFF YOURS?, threatened another.  The most honest and philosophical of them stipulated:  SEX IS BEAUTIFUL; REPRODUCTION IS OPTIONAL. Personifying this doctrine, like the female moral allegories of ancient and medieval art, were two bare-breasted goddesses, swinging their tassled nipples menacingly at their enemies.  As they took note of the sluttishly-attired teens on the pro-life side of the barricades, I couldn’t help but wonder if these goddesses were at the same time concluding triumphantly, as I concluded desolately, that the culture wars were over.

The response from our pro-life teens to this evidently uncomprehended moral symmetry was another of those infantile boot-camp marching songs typically chanted by the interminably protesting Left:

We–are–pro–life,
Mighty–mighty–pro–life,
If you–can’t–hear–us,
We’ll shout–a lit–tle loud–er.

Please.  Let’s leave the shouting to the other side, shall we?  For ourselves, let us rather cultivate reason, fortitude, and quiet contemplation.

     And then, finally, came a moment of seriousness that erupted into the silliness like an epiphany from on high.  As the teen chanting subsided, the marchers filed past the grisly photographic images of the dismembered and re-assembled corpses of aborted children, butchered after a mere ten to twenty weeks.  The images were clinical, almost paleontological, but for all that, umistakably and undeniably human.  The bloody lacerations and disfigurements that they bore were also provocatively lurid–in the way, I suppose, that the wounds of Christ must have seemed almost deliberately lurid to His tormentors.  Yet these few photographs testified with greater eloquence and honesty to the moral enormity of abortion than all the earlier reassuring encomia of youth and euphoric exclamations at their multitudinous presence put together.

One would expect that a pro-life march ought to have something of the solemnity of a funeral rite.  In the Movement, after all, we pay our respects–however belated and inadequate–, to the millions of aborted human beings, nameless and unloved, whose deaths, like their births, were stripped of every ceremony and dignity.  We remember that abortion is a double tragedy:  denying its victims birth in the world, and then cheating them of a decent burial.  Who would have thought that they would be cheated of this dignity yet again, by their own pro-life champions?

Imagine…

With the puer aeternus John Lennon, Dawkins invites us to “imagine a world without religion”. All right. Then imagine it without architecture, sculpture, painting, or poetry. Imagine it without music, and inasmuch as Western music – even the insipid doggerel of the Beatles – is the product of an ancient liturgical tradition, imagine it without Lennon.

On the Singing Sage of Liverpool, it is hard to resist quoting the bravely non-conformist comments of clinical psychologist Jordan Peterson:

But what did he mean by “no religion”, anyway? No religious institutions? Everyone but the personality-disordered anarchist understands that institutions are necessary.

No religious experience? Lennon constantly sought religious experience, through mysticism and psychedelic drug use.

No beliefs, of ultimate value? But Imagine claims that peace, brotherhood and unity are of ultimate worth, and that a heavenly utopia would arise, if they were properly valued.

Lennon’s beautiful [sic] song is, therefore, conceptually incoherent. Its lyrics also expose a lack of appropriate humility: How dare a multimillionaire satirize those who cannot imagine “no possessions”?

With what would Lennon replace religion, precisely? Atheists never deign to specify the nature of the godless order that would succeed Christian Civilization. Instead, they dare us to be sufficiently free-spirited and unconventional as to “imagine” how peaceful and beatific it would be, hoping that we will forget the inauspicious beginnings it had in Robespierre’s France or the gigantic prison of the Soviet Union. Not coincidentally, Lennon was himself a fulsome sycophant of the Marxist-Leninist regime and ideology, a crime for which he ought to have spent the rest of his life seeking absolution from the ghosts of its former inmates, if not from God. But apparently atheists have faith, even when it is flatly contradicted by the evidence of things seen.

Chesterton once wrote that for a reformer to be credible he must first accept and appreciate at least certain aspects of the prevenient “form”. But like their progressive and revolutionary brothers, atheists have never been comfortable with the helter-skelter, unregulated (i.e., natural) way in which human society has evolved over the millennia. It is odd that they who confer so much dignity upon an agency as mysterious as natural selection do not pause to consider that a similar mechanism is certainly at work in anthropology, especially in the sphere of social traditions and institutions (marriage, the family, worship). Since these have surely “evolved” with man over every stage of human development, you would think atheists would put some trust in the wisdom of that process rather than pronounce Nature an abject failure and wish that She had never begun the experiment in the first place. No less than raccoons, squirrels, and other noxious pests, I suppose, homo Christianus represents the culmination of untold centuries of adaptation and refinement; yet, while few Darwinian atheists would want to “imagine a world” without the former, they would be insouciantly delighted to see Christian Civilization die without a trace.

 

The flower-childish mind that can imagine a world without religion is obtusely credited with “idealism”, when the imaginer is ideationally savouring an act of gross vandalism – one that would tear down every Church and temple in the civilized world, and empty every museum. The imaginers are the epochal heroes of modernity, but consider the deeds that their imaginings have already fathered. The agents of the Terror must have first imagined a world without aristocrats, the Bolsheviks, without property owners. Our G-20 anarchists feel justified in breaking windows, no doubt, because they have imagined a perfect world without retail or banks. (Under full disclosure, I must confess to having imagined a world without pontificating rock musicians.) Lurking behind the “idealistic” face of reform is usually the adolescent desire to smash the form to bits.

Today, radical Islam has in common with Lennon that it has likewise imagined a world without religion: specifically, without Christianity and Judaism. In their avidity to eradicate every vestige of Christian culture, from crucifixes in hospitals to Christmas trees in public squares, atheist visionaries have allied themselves more closely with the Old Testament Prophets, the seventeenth-century Puritans, and the Taliban than they care to admit. In their defence, the Prophets, Puritans, and Taliban have been intolerant of only certain kinds of religion; the atheist is intolerant of every kind.

Yet the vaunted tolerance of secularists is invariably contrasted with the intolerance of believers. This is surely one of the falsest dichotomies and most self-serving myths of our time. One can hardly conceive of a more rigidly and comprehensively intolerant dogma than Marxist atheism, which sentenced its refuseniks to the work camp for a proliferant range of heresies none of which would have discomposed the sleep of even the most paranoid of inquisitors. C.S. Lewis made the point long ago that Christians have always recognized at least the partial truth of every other religion – Platonism, Stoicism, Mithraism, the Eleusinian mysteries, the cult of Isis and Osiris – in competition with it. Atheists, on the other hand, confidently declare that every religion throughout history has been completely wrong.

 

It was Chesterton again who remarked that the real crime of suicide is not killing oneself but killing the entire world. The suicide arrogantly and ungratefully consigns to oblivion everything and everybody else as worthless. The deicide consigns to oblivion not only the sensible world but the entire metaphysical cosmos of gods, spirits, and daimons, of myths, images, and symbols, with which man has co-existed and through which he has contemplated the perennial questions from the beginning. In dismissing them as worthless, the atheist imagines that he is wiser and better than the vast majority of all men who ever lived, including mankind’s greatest luminaries and benefactors; and with such invincible hubris, he would abolish the Civilization that religion has engendered, and start again.

The atheist order has given us labour camps, psychiatric prisons, AIDS, and abortion clinics. We are still waiting for it to bring forth its Homer, Dante, Michelangelo, or Bach. Atheism has produced no lasting literature or monumental art (besides the tawdry propaganda of Pravda or the colossal statues of Lenin, Mao, and Kim Jong-Il). The atheist idea has never inspired anything remotely like a sculpture by Praxiteles, a Gothic cathedral, or a fresco by Raphael. Its intellectual seed has nowhere blossomed into a fifth-century Athens, a twelfth-century Paris, or a fifteenth-century Florence. Anyone who travels to Moscow need only visit one of its Byzantine churches and then walk past a Stalinist apartment block to decide whether medieval theocracy or modern secular humanism is more intellectually vibrant or humane.

It is a measure of its cultural and intellectual barrenness that Dawkins and Hitchens must invoke the relatively obscure Pre-Socratic cosmologist Democritus as atheism’s founding Prophet, notwithstanding that Democritus’ own disciples, Epicurus and Lucretius, effectively conceded that the Master’s atomism was still-born without some galvanizing spiritual principle. Atomism turned out to be as still-born a philosophical movement as it was a cosmogonic theory, and so Dawkins and Hitchens are forced to turn to such better-known names as Jefferson and Einstein, whom they borrow on short-term lease from Deism, or Occam, whom they steal outright from Christianity. With such a sparse and undistinguished field of candidates, it is no wonder that as a party atheism has languished on the fringes.

To slightly update a question that Malcolm Muggeridge once asked, who would not rather be wrong with Plato, Plutarch, Origen, Augustine, Eckhardt, and Pico, than right with Karl Marx, Nietzsche, Wells, Huxley, Dawkins, and Lennon?

 

Is there no relation between the fruit and the tree? Hitchens seems to think that it is possible to appreciate the genius of Dante, Monteverdi, Shakespeare, Donne, and Milton while abominating their religious beliefs, as if their art came to birth not because of but in spite of their embarrassing Christianity. It’s his version, I suppose, of hating the sin and loving the sinner. But it does put one in a logical bind to have to explain how the most magnanimous, erudite, and humane minds (perhaps Hitchens will give me permission to call them spirits in this context) in the history of mankind could have simultaneously believed in and evangelized so risible and cruel a fraud as Christianity. How could the person who wrote Hamlet and Lear have subscribed to a faith so infantile as to have preached the Incarnation and Virgin Birth, and a moral doctrine so retrograde as to have condemned abortion and homosexuality as sins?

Like the rest of us, I have no knowledge as to whether or not God exists. I am considerably more certain that the image projected upon him by his various cultists has only a tenuous relation to his esse. The only truth of which I am absolutely convinced is that religion is the truest thing in the world. The best and most beautiful that man has ever wrought in the desert of human history has been nurtured, if not by God, then by the belief in God. If that is a delusion, then let us hope that we remain deluded. If recent history is any indication, the alternative is a dessicated wasteland.

Organized Irreligion…

and…

The Undergraduate History of Christianity…

In a brilliant essay, the late Joseph Sobran wonders why Christians, who have been incessantly “belabored” about the sins of organized religion, “have been so slow to turn the argument around and point to the record of what we may call ‘organized irreligion’ “.

It’s not as though atheism is sine macula. According to the highest estimates, the Inquisition claimed fewer than two thousand lives, and those over several centuries. In seventy years, by comparison, the guardians of Soviet atheist orthodoxy liquidated a hundred million of their own citizens for ideological impurity or belonging to a proscribed economic class.

Just or unjust, as Sobran notes, the Inquisition passed sentence against individuals for personal crimes, not membership in a group. Its authority was to that extent confined to the Christian-theological sphere, as opposed to caste, level of education, ancestry, ownership of property, private entrepreneurship, domestic arrangements, friends and associates, opinions about politics, and virtually everything else.

Given that all the drowned witches and burnt heretics in history have not yet come up to the foothills of the mountain of corpses heaped up by the post-religious Marxist State, one would think that the apostles of the atheist utopia and abominators of religion would have the decency to shut up. But as Sobran suggests, the narration of Christendom’s crimes against humanity has been for some time now a major cultural industry, especially in the media and the academy.

As a teacher in the university, I have been personally “belabored” on occasions beyond number by students retailing what I have come to call “the undergraduate history of Christianity”. It usually begins with the Evangelists’ defamation of the Jews (“endemic Christian anti-Semitism”), continues with the hierarchy’s suppression of doctrinal dissent and establishment of an “arbitrary” canon (“Christian theology as the instrumentality of political power”); moves on to the exclusion of women from the priesthood (“patriarchal misogyny”); next, we hear of forced conversions and baptisms; then the Crusades (“religious intolerance”); followed by the Inquisition; followed by Galileo’s heresy trial; followed by the Salem witch hunts (more misogny, as well as all of the above); followed by papal collusion with the Nazis (the Church’s congenital anti-Semitism, again); concluding with the sex-abuse scandal (“pedophilia”, but unrelated to homosexuality).

These, and only these, junctures in Christian history – for they know of no others – are recited by students with the alacrity of an incantational formula. When the undergraduate history of Christianity is repeated by writers of popular fiction such as Dan Brown and James Cameron – one is tempted to include Dawkins and Hitchens in this category –, one knows that one is in the presence of a contemporary culture-myth.

 

As others of their critics have observed, in enjoining its civilizational advantages, Dawkins and Hitchens never get beyond atheism as a Platonic concept, against which the inevitably mixed historical record of religion can hardly measure up. They make the same argument about atheism as that which Marxists have always made about socialism: like “true socialism”, atheism has apparently never been tried. Yet, even leaving aside the officially atheist Marxist State, the entire post-Enlightenment epoch has been a protracted experiment in organized irreligion.

Its record is not obviously more benignant than that of pre-modern theism. During those two centuries, more people died of unnatural causes than in the entire history of man’s inhumanity to man before them. I have already mentioned that the most murderous wars in history have been fought since the Enlightenment, and over anything but religious differences. As for the Church’s putative tyrannizing over private lives, her authority was always trifling by comparison to the tentacular grip and reach of the modern post-religious Welfare State. With their pitiful tithes, Byzantine Emperors and Patriarchs could only dream of the divine right of modern tax collectors to help themselves to more than fifty percent of a man’s labour. And at least the Inquisition’s thought police confined themselves to matters of theological doctrine, as opposed to our own human rights constabularies, who can arraign citizens for the crime of “offending” the orthodoxy of any interest group that demands immunity from criticism.

It is the oddly naive faith that (like “never-tried” socialism), “never-tried” atheism, once implemented, will usher in a world without end of tolerance and justice, that demands the absurd disavowal by Dawkins and Hitchens of any connection between atheism and the post-Enlightenment secular order, including Communism. Hitchens, for instance, dilates upon the rites and dogmas associated with the Communist cult of personality, and concludes that Communism was in fact just another religion(!) (Thus, even the atrocities of an officially atheist ideology can be imputed to a credulous belief in God.)

Hitchens’ argument is typical of the tortured logic of the anti-religious polemic, but in a way – one that Hitchens doesn’t understand, of course –, it’s rather compelling. Communism really was a religion (as Solzhenitsyn noted long ago), and atheism really is untried (and will continue to remain so.)

As Jung demonstrated over a lifetime of scholarship, the religious function of the psyche is a perennial and inalienable human endowment; what everything depends upon is its being authentically and salubriously engaged. Psychic energies that are not invested in the the linking back (i.e., religio) of the conscious ego with an immanent metaphysical order go dangerously underground, until they erupt into individual or collective neurosis. When they do, they propel into the empyreum everything from trivial earthly personalities to tawdry political ideologies. With the attrition of authentic religious forms, such as Christianity, the alternative isn’t atheism, but some ersatz theism – Marxism, Darwinism, or environmentalism –, with their ersatz saints and saviours – Mao, Kim, or Al Gore. Deracinated from the archetypes of an otherworldly heaven and hell, the post-religious consciousness attempts to create heaven on earth, and ends up, inevitably, reifying in the here and now the hell in which it no longer believes. How many more millions of lives would have been snuffed out in the cause of establishing the earthly paradise had it not been for the insistence by religions such as Christianity that the Kingdom of God is not of this world?

If the twentieth century was an experiment in post-religious political organization, it evidently failed. What that failure argues for is hardly the redemption from religion that Dawkins and Hitchens exhort and promise, but its opposite: a long-overdue liberation from the atheist delusion, with its deadly utopian fantasy of creating heaven on earth.

The Rank Immorality of the Welfare State

     In print less than two years after his splendid Book of Absolutes, William Gairdner’s The Trouble with Canada…Still is his twelfth major work to date, and promises to be yet another bestseller.  In a country whose inhabitants are so contentedly in thrall to the “Swedish model” that they suffer both figuratively and literally from the Stockholm syndrome, Gairdner’s is no mean feat.  He achieves it, moreover, while writing serious books:  historically and philosophically erudite, meticulously researched, and rather heftier than the cuisine minceur publishers typically serve up these days, with their eyes fixed on the bottom line.

As the adverb in the title indicates, Gairdner’s current book is a revised and completely updated sequel to his original Trouble with Canada (1990).  In the intervening two decades, so many of his earlier admonitions about the tumescent growth of Canada’s political class and the correlative diminishment of her civil discourse and moral character have been reified, that one could hardly blame him if he were presently in the throes of a full-blown Cassandra-complex.  But Gairdner’s optimism and good humour leaven every page, even as his wistful recollections of Canada’s erstwhile traditions of liberty and personal responsibility—his patriotism, in the best sense of the word–fill one with the kind of nostalgia that Cato must have felt.

Twenty years after the fall of International Communism one might assume that the socialist idea would have been fatally discredited by now.  And yet every modern Western democracy is a suffocating Welfare State.  In their Circean enchantment with “social justice”, Canadians in particular have been afflicted by historical amnesia, oblivious, as Gairdner points out, to Canada’s roots in the British traditions of liberty and limited government, and the noxious experience with State tyranny out of which modern democratic ideas first arose.  Canadians even smugly proclaim the Welfare State as a defining national value and founding institution, unaware that, in fact, it’s a rib torn from the Great Society of cut-throat-capitalist Amerika.

 

Replete with such ironies, Gairdner’s book is the sort of historical and ideological primer that ought to be required reading for Canadian voters.  Gairdner shows that ideologies are hardly the arbitrary constructions that so many sophisticated “third-way” Canadian intellectuals pretend, but are complexes of ideas with a necessary and organic consistency.  They can’t be “mixed”; the two principal political philosophies–one of universal human freedoms, self-reliance, and equality before the law (modern-day conservatism), the other of victimological grievance, identity-group “rights”, special entitlements, and State-engineered equality of outcome (modern-day liberalism)–, are mutually antagonistic and can only thrive at each other’s expense.  Social conservatives take note:  the Welfare State’s assault on sexual continence, marriage, the family, the Church (and the freedom to raise children and live in accordance with such traditional moral norms and institutions) is of a piece with everything else It does.  Equalizing income (by tearing down the rich) and equalizing lifestyles (by tearing down “exclusionary” socio-moral barriers and distinctions—as in gay “marriage”) are two sides of the same debased coin.

Equality is, of course, the State’s charitable bequest to its citizens.  But as Gairdner shows, it is an ontological and ethical monstrosity, which can only be created by Procrustean mutilations of human nature.  No society that eschews force and respects freedom and justice has ever been “equal”, inasmuch as human beings have never been equal.  Natural differences in intelligence, gender, talent, ingenuity, and effort can only be equalized by treating citizens inequitably:   handicapping those who excel by dint of ability or enterprise while rewarding mediocrity or sloth; whereby we will naturally get less of the former and more of the latter.  As it happens, incomes in socialist economies are no less unequal than in capitalist ones, while their disparities extend across a more beggarly range of human misery.

With none of the sanctimony displayed by the enemies of free market capitalism, Gairdner demonstrates how fundamentally immoral is the redistributionist ethos.  Since the State neither produces nor possesses any wealth of its own, what it “gives” to some, it must confiscate from others.  (Canadians either don’t understand this, or their consciences have been narcotized by their own idleness and greed.)  Our moral “right” to this or that government service or benefit is a right to pauperize someone else.  And “rights” breed like rabbits these days; private desires gestate into public needs and then into universal entitlements in the time it takes for a politician to calculate the number of votes in the new cohort of desiderants.

In the Welfare State, as Gairdner notes, the envy that often lurks behind the beneficent smile of egalitarianism has become pandemic, since “soaking the rich” means “soaking each other to pay each other” (76% of social spending currently goes to middle- and higher-income Canadians).   “Everyone”, as Gairdner observes, “tries to live at the expense of everyone else” (with government skimming off a healthy commission for its ersatz generosity with taxpayers’ money).  It’s a state of mutual depredation and enslavement:  Hobbes’ state of nature masquerading as a community of Good Samaritans.

It puzzles Gairdner (as me) that corporations and businessmen are reflexively accused of avarice, while those grasping constituencies that demand more and more of the former’s profits, and the sticky-fingered State middle-men who get rich in the transference process, are assumed to have been born without the taint of original sin.  Gargantuan government debt (payable by unborn taxpayers) may yet make the Welfare State unsustainable, but until then it seems guaranteed, by democracy itself, to grow.  We have already reached the Swedish threshold at which two thirds of Canada’s citizens are directly or indirectly employed by, or net-recipients of the largesse of, the nanny State, with the other third producing the wealth that pays their wages and benefits.  (“Exploitation”, anyone?)  A “democratic” majority living off the labour of a minority helot-class of entrepreneurs is not likely to vote to change things soon.  Not surprisingly, as Gairdner points out, there isn’t a single democracy in the Western world whose government hasn’t grown exponentially (while individual freedom and self-reliance have correlatively diminished) since the early twentieth century.

 

Reinventing Civilization, Democratically

     For seventy-odd years, by means of relentless propaganda (backed up by the constant threat of imprisonment), the Communist State asserted itself to discredit and repeal all traditional moral norms and social arrangements (the family, the Church, the marketplace, etc.), which it deemed to be in deadly competition with itself for the loyalty of its subjects, and an impediment to its progressive agenda for reinventing the wheel of civilization.  By gentler and subtler methods, to be sure, the modern democratic Welfare State, as Gairdner demonstrates, has belatedly accomplished what the likes of Mao and Pol Pot could only have dreamed of.

     Under its self-appointed mandate to redress every imaginable inequity and misfortune (including those we have brought upon ourselves), Canada’s political class has sired a pullulant brood of “rights” (to universal daycare; in vitro parenthood; the right of gays to marry; transgender bathroom rights; the right not to be offended; the right of the obese to wider airline seats, or the best spaces in their condo parking lots).  In the reasoning of the Canadian government, if an elephant should desire to pass through the eye of a needle, it is his Charter right to do so; whereby needle manufacturers must be required to make bigger needles.

     Having conferred them upon a grateful citizenry, the State, of course, must enforce these neoteric “rights”.  In the Sixties, the New Left (including unrepentant apologists for Soviet totalitarianism) accused both Canada and the United States of being “police states”.  In Canada today, the same Axis of Progress has given us pay equity police, minimum wage police, affirmative action police, language police, thought and speech police on campus and in the media, human rights constabularies (with their voluntary citizen vigilantes of political correctness), and an official police force that ignores violent crime when it is committed before its gaze by victimologically privileged minorities (as at Caledon) or anti-capitalist thugs (the G-20).  

     In deference to this bounty of special entitlements, the tersely non-specific human rights that have been recognized as inalienable for centuries–private property, freedom of speech, association, and religion–are the first to be set aside by our legislatures, courts, and human rights tribunals.  By sacrificing on the altar of homosexual “equality” a Christian’s freedom to operate his business in accordance with his conscience, the State repeals all of the ancient liberties named above.  In lowering standards (under the rubric of “affirmative action”) in order to “discriminate for” certain groups, It necessarily discriminates against all others, violating the foundational principle of justice itself:  that we all play by the same rules of the game.  In the process, the State supplements marginal and episodic racial discrimination with racism and sexism that are government-mandated and universal in scope (“systemic”, as the racial hucksters like to call it).  If any doubt remains that It is tone-deaf to irony, the State now so vitiates our once sacred right of private property that homeowners and shopkeepers are sent to jail for trying to protect their possessions against thieves.

 

     The primary target of social reconstruction, as Gairdner notes, has been the traditional family, inasmuch as its superannuation makes it that much easier for the nanny State to capture the deracinated individual into Its infantilizing orbit.  As even liberals have acknowledged, generous welfare subsidies to single mothers reward casual, out-of-wedlock coitus, usurp the role of the father (freeing him to resume his sexual marauding with a clear conscience), render marriage redundant (indeed, once married, mothers forfeit government support), and create multi-generational dependency.  The de-stigmatization and legal recognition of common-law and, most recently, homosexual unions have revoked the ancient but apparently unmerited social privilege of traditional marriage.  As apostles of the modern orthodoxies of egalitarianism and relativism, the State strikes a pose of official neutrality toward all (“alternative”) lifestyles (while, at the same time, promoting the non-normative ones as vibrant blooms of diversity in Its Johnny-Has-Two-Mommies pedagogical propaganda).

With billions in funding for Leftist–but not a cent for pro-family–women’s organizations, the government of Canada has vigorously proselytized the credenda of radical feminism, especially its risible fable that men and women are innately the same, whereby disparities in wages are the result of misogynist prejudice, and differences in roles merely “socially constructed”.  (The radical feminist argument for abortion, meanwhile, is that it liberates women from an unequal biological burden; but then, if it serves the Sisterhood on occasion to acknowledge innate gender differences, why not?)

     Gairdner thoroughly debunks these shibboleths in his chapter on the subject.  He points out, more importantly, that when women are exhorted to “provide”, they are no longer available to “nurture”.  The natural contract of the traditional family is dissolved, to the obvious detriment of children in particular, and society in general, which soon inherits all of the resultant social pathologies.

      Gairdner also notes the propaganda potential of “universal daycare” (the very definition of the Welfare State, it seems to me), and its eerie similarity with totalitarian measures to remove children from the reactionary influences of mothers and fathers and give them new birth as pristine creations of the State (children of the “national family”).  But then our public schools, with their programs of sex education and condom distribution, and their “value-free” moral and cultural pedagogy, already do that.

     Which brings me to Gairdner’s chapter on multiculturalism and immigration (the means to obliterate at a stroke all of the ancient traditions and institutions of Canada’s civil society).  The democratic State can no longer deport its population to re-education camps, of course, but it can at least reconstitute it.  In Canada, the relativism that is the ideological taproot of official multiculturalism scoffs at claims of cultural superiority (even as, in the curricular propaganda of our government schools, it diabolizes our founding Greco-Roman and Judeo-Christian heritage as a miasmal swamp of racism, sexism, and “hegemonism”).  Though the twentieth century ought to have taught us that ethnic tribalism is the most primitive and vicious of human instincts, it serves the State’s atomistic agenda splendidly.  And if multiculturalism should fail in depotentiating Canada’s native traditions, norms, and institutions, wholesale demographic replacement through third-world immigration may well provide a final solution.  Let’s call it ethnic cleansing by democratic means.

Atheism…

The “Zeitgeist”…

and…

The Church of Progress…

The modern atheist’s hatred of religion is one species of a generalized hatred of the traditions of the West, which for liberals is bred in the bone. Dawkins’ chapter on “The Moral Zeitgeist” is an impeccable example, while being a textbook statement of the supreme article of faith in the Church of Progress: that human society becomes ineluctably more enlightened and just with the march of time (and the converse: that erstwhile traditions and attitudes are noxious in direct proportion to their antiquity).

What follows is my best attempt at an epitome of Dawkins’ anti-religious reasoning: In the old days (when men still believed in God), slavery, racism, sexism, xenophobia, anti-Semitism, even hunting for sport, were normative and uncontroversial. Even those who were “ahead of their time”, such as Lincoln, H.G. Wells, and Huxley, held views that would have retrospectively horrified them, had they been born and educated in our time. As late as the “swinging sixties” people still objected to their young daughters reading Lady Chatterley’s Lover (!). “How swiftly the Zeitgeist changes – and it moves in parallel, on a broad front, throughout the educated world. Where, then, have these concerted and steady changes in social consciousness come from?…Certainly…not from religion.”

Dawkins includes amongst the catalysts of the progressive Zeitgeist activist judges, stand-up comics, and the script-writers of soap operas. Such avatars of enlightenment ought to make any thinking person nervous. But he is nevertheless gung-ho for the “Zeitgeist progression”:

Some of us lag behind the advancing wave of the changing moral Zeitgeist and some of us are slightly ahead. But most of us in the twenty-first century are are bunched together but way ahead of our counterparts in the Middle Ages, or in the time of Abraham, or even as recently as the 1920s. The whole wave keeps moving, and even the vanguard of an earlier century…would find itself way behind the laggers of a later century. Of course, the advance is not a smooth incline but a meandering sawtooth. There are local and temporary setbacks such as the United States is suffering from its government in the early 2000s. But over the longer timescale, the progressive trend is unmistakable….Whatever its cause, the manifest phenomenon of the Zeitgeist progression is more than enough to undermine the claim that we need God in order to be good, or to decide what is good.

Dawkins appears to be as much in awe of this force for good as Calvin was of an inscrutably benign Providence. He calls it a “mysterious consensus”, admits that he can’t explain how it is constellated, and certainly has a more supine faith in Its Benevolence than I, for one, have in the biblical God. He can hardly imagine that someone could regard anything as ethically wrong (homosexuality, adultery, sexual promiscuity, abortion, for example) that this onward-moving “mysterious consensus” has lately sanctified. There is no doubt that for progressives what Dawkins calls the Zeitgeist (its demotic name is Public Opinion) is an almighty deity. What offends them is that the Deity of Christianity refuses to genuflect before It and “move on”. (The Zeitgeist is a jealous God indeed).

A writer of crude polemics might well deride those who blindly follow the Zeitgeist as “fundamentalists” or “absolutists”. They are certainly guilty of the “failure of imagination” of which Dawkins invariably indicts theists. We may rejoice that we are no longer guilty of racism and discrimination against Jews and other minorities, but regret the fact that the Zeitgeist has institutionalized them in the form of affirmative action, and that modern identity politics and multiculturalism have repristinated tribalism as a virtue. We may celebrate our sexual liberation, but take pause that the popular culture has made us slaves to sex itself. Surely it is credulous in the extreme to imagine that “the advancing wave of the changing moral Zeitgeist” is a good fairy, who brings only blessings, while exacting no payment in return.

Naturally, anyone whose whole philosophy of history and life can be encapsulated in Bob Dylan’s puerile Bolshevist lyric “The times they are a-changing…Get out of the new road if you can’t lend a hand”, is unlikely to be able to comprehend the difference between morality and moral fashion. Try to imagine Plato, Aristotle, or Kant defining virtue as conformity to whatever temporary “consensus” upon which Public Opinion has most recently conferred its imprimatur. (Strike Socratic reason; forget the categorical imperative; let’s just go with the Zeitgeist.) The whole idea of ethics is that it distinguishes the rationally necessary “ought” from the merely contingent “is”. It’s bizarre that Dawkins can’t see that, just as he can’t comprehend that blindly trusting in the wisdom of an ever-moving Zeitgeist would have made him a slaver and a misogynist had he lived but a hundred years ago. The problem with the Zeitgeist is that it is self-annihilating. Today’s moral Zeitgeist is tomorrow’s detestable ‘ism.

Some might describe “The Zeitgeist” as just a prettified term for the mass mind. If progressives wish to worship a potency of such brutely capricious unconsciousness, by all means, let them do so. But then, they ought to stop accusing the religious of being slaves to “irrational faith”.

Dawkins and Hitchens ask Rhetorical Questions:

Does Religion Makes Us Better People?…

Does Atheism Make Us Worse?

As should be obvious by now, both Dawkins and Hitchens start from the premise that religion is comprehensively malignant, and set out to “prove” it. Though it’s a rather unscientific methodology, it would be less objectionable if they simply owned up to the fact that they are writers of anti-religious propaganda, instead of affecting to be heroically independent minds following wherever reason and the evidence lead (by contrast to the slaves and dupes of “faith”).

It is easy, once you get the hang of it, to impute evil to religion and good to anything else. War is bad (unless you are a conservative funny-man like P.J. O’Rourke), and so religion must be its principal cause. In an age of Islamist jihad, Dawkins and Hitchens can rely on those who know little about history to nod in assent. (In spite of their liberal sensibilities, they are not above exploiting a little post-9/11 anti-Muslim hysteria in the religion-equals-war sections of their books.) And once again, it serves them all too well to blur the shades of religious militancy into a single monochromatic specter. The Islam of Al Qaeda and the Taliban represents a regression to the Age of the Prophet, whose own bellicose sectarianism was a regression to the tribalism of the Neolithic. Christianity, on the other hand, ceased to be a Church Militant nearly a millennium ago (though against the Church, Dawkins and Hitchens bear a particular animus).

In fact, the most murderous wars in history (the American Civil War, the World Wars, Korea, and Vietnam) have had nothing whatsoever to do with religion. (Neither have the bloodiest conflicts of antiquity: the Persian Wars, the Punic Wars, the Roman Civil Wars). These, like most military conflicts, have been fought over social and political status, land, and empire. They have been incited, that is, by man’s congenital appetite for power and wealth, against which such otherworldly religious movements as Platonism, Stoicism, and Christianity have provided the only persuasive moral and intellectual arguments. In any case, the highest mountain of corpses in the history of man’s inhumanity to man was heaped up during International Communism’s seventy-year long war against its own citizens, a crusade prosecuted by the Party in order to defend the doctrinal purity of official State Irreligion.

 

The sort of contradiction that ensnares Dawkins when he denies religion’s Darwinian advantage–while having little choice but to admit its universal “survival”–, besets both authors throughout their discussions of the relationship between faith and morality. In parallel chapters, they ask rhetorically if religion makes us better human beings (Dawkins, “The Roots of Morality: Why Are We Good?”; Hitchens, “Does Religion Make People Behave Better?”). Their answers come as foregone conclusions. We are good not because of, but in spite of religion; in fact, religion makes us worse. (An aside: When did it become obligatory to put chapter titles in the interrogative? And if there really is a question, why pretend that the matter is settled beyond doubt?)

It ought to be a problem for Dawkins and Hitchens that study after study has demonstrated that the religious are healthier, longer-lived, more prosperous and content, more likely to donate to charities, while less prone to drug addiction, alcoholism, divorce, adultery, out-of-wedlock pregnancies and absentee fatherhood, incarceration, and any number of related social pathologies. Religious genes tend, moreover, to out-replicate those hosted by atheists. One would think that a Darwinian would concede the superiority of the religious life on that ground alone.

Both Dawkins and Hitchens are oblivious of this body of research on the moral and psychological benefits of faith, nor do they put forward any to support their contrary claims. Dawkins reproduces a slim paragraph from Sam Harris’ Letter to a Christian Nation which purports to show that rates of violent crime are higher in Republican states (whose inhabitants are more devoutly Christian) than in states that vote Democrat. Even a non-statistician will object that there are other variables involved here, which vitiate or at least qualify any simple correlation; but now compare Dawkins’ nuanced response to the monstrous crimes committed by Stalin and his atheist comrades: “We are not in the business of counting evil heads and compiling two rival roll calls of iniquity.” Indeed we are not. We’re in the business of counting evil heads and compiling a single roll call of iniquity.

Where evidence is lacking Dawkins never fears to tread, relying instead on his own subjective intuition: “I’m inclined to suspect”, he writes, “that there are very few atheists in prison.” I’m inclined to suspect that there are even fewer Mennonites, but I should be embarrassed as a putative man of science to base any such assertion on personal suspicion. Dawkins must be privy here to “evidence of things not seen” (St. Paul, call your office; you have another “faith-head” in your waiting room.)

 

Hitchens’ chapter similarly eschews the hard facts that he otherwise demands of his religious opponents, and falls back instead on picturesque anecdote and heartfelt emotion. His answer to the question of whether religion makes us “better behaved” focuses on Lincoln and Martin Luther King, two of the best-behaved idols of modern liberalism. A perceptive historian of the religious imagination might be struck by the devotion with which these charismatic figures have been revered and exalted into demi-gods by their uncritical cultists, notwithstanding their feet of clay. Hitchens himself confesses his veneration of King, making a point of his being moved to tears whenever he reads his sermons. He calls King’s speech before the striking garbage workers in Memphis a “transcendent moment”. (Are atheists allowed to have transcendent moments?)

The problem for Hitchens is that King’s speeches and sermons swarm with references to Moses, the Exodus, Sinai, and the Promised Land. (If King were not one of the saints of the Church of Progress, one might expect Hitchens to sneer at his megalomaniacal delusion–or his hypocritical opportunism–in casting himself in the role of a latter-day Moses. He doesn’t, of course. He reserves that contempt exclusively for traditional Catholics and conservative Evangelicals.)

King poses a real moral dilemma for Hitchens, and for his Manichean atheist-good, theist-bad world-view. He is, after all, not merely good, but transcendently good. Hitchens resolves the dilemma by pretending that “in no real as opposed to nominal sense was he a Christian”; that “his legacy has very little to do with his professed theology”; that his biblical allusions were merely “metaphors and allegories”, which had been “forced upon him” by the circumambient biblical culture; that it was not Christianity that inspired King’s dream but his inner circle of “secular Communists and socialists who had been manuring the ground for a civil rights movement for decades”. (Similarly, while Lincoln paid lip-service to God, Hitchens notes that he had read Paine and other freethinkers, and was “privately an unbeliever”.)

 

Having studied the Christianity of the Fathers for some time, I am certainly prepared to believe that King’s religion was thin gruel by comparison, just as I am convinced that the “social gospel” preached to modern liberal Protestant congregations has more to do with political ideology than religion. Nonetheless, there can be no doubt that King’s message of liberation would have been cast upon barren soil had his auditors in the Black Churches not had a deep connection to the the Exodus narrative. Perhaps for King it consisted in only “metaphors and allegories”. So what? For many of the most fervent and spiritually vigorous Christians, Scripture is gloriously fecund with metaphors and allegories. Notwithstanding the caricature of literal-mindedness that Hitchens projects upon his theist enemies, Christians know metaphors and allegories when they hear them (their Redeemer had a certain talent for them, after all), which is more than one can say for scientific rationalists and atheists. To paraphrase a sentence from a Robertson Davies novel, I have encountered many atheists in my lifetime, and they all fall down on metaphor.

It’s almost poignantly ironic to recall that the casual observation by King’s critics of his Marxist proclivities – as of any of his other intellectual impostures and moral dissipations – has automatically evinced from liberals charges of “racism” or “McCarthyism”. Hitchens, while impeccably liberal, is willing to concede the point, because it magically conjures King into an “atheist”, and makes secular humanism, rather than Christianity, the mother of civil rights. Conversely, Stalin’s atheism is, according to both Hitchens and Dawkins, equally “nominal”, and thus equally irrelevant to his murderous reign of terror. Stalin, as Hitchens notes ominously, attended seminary in his youth as an aspirant to the Orthodox priesthood. That’s where he learned to be an “authoritarian”, I suppose.

Isn’t it rather too conspicuously expedient for our authors to demote to the status of “nominal” Christians those whom they can’t help but admire, and exonerate as merely “nominal” atheists those they can’t help but revile? In the section of his book dealing with slavery and abolition, one would have thought that Hitchens might have mentioned William Wilberforce; but then this Evangelical’s Christianity was evidently too potent a brew for even Hitchens to rhetorically dilute into insipid nominalism.

Are atheists really “better behaved” than believers? Leaving aside the overwhelming evidence to the contrary, the question itself is unedifying. In Mere Christianity, C.S. Lewis famously conceded the possibility that believers might be less virtuous than non-believers. The Gospel, as he notes, has always attracted the poor, disaffected, and troubled of heart, populating the Church with sinners in disproportionate numbers. The relevant comparison is thus not between church-goers and atheists, but between the moral condition of the lives of people before and after they have embraced religion. As Lewis observes, patients in a doctor’s waiting room are less healthy on average than the general population; but that is hardly an indictment of medicine.

Dawkins and Hitchens may sneer in stereo at Dostoyevsky’s famous remark in The Brothers Karamazov that “If God does not exist, then everything is permitted”, but they and other atheists clearly recognize that Christians at least accept its truth. Why else would they mock them for being virtuous only because they fear hell-fire and anticipate rewards in heaven? Ancient pagan and Christian philosophers alike insisted that virtue ought to be an end in itself, wholly autonomous of such external, accidental considerations; but it is hardly consistent to mock Christians for behaving themselves under imperfect motivation and then assume that they would continue to do so after their raised consciousness ceased to believe in the myth of a retributive afterlife.

As self-anointed consciousness-raisers, both Dawkins and Hitchens write as though atheism exists only in some pristine theoretical order (against which they compare the inevitably mixed record of religion in practice). Someone should tell them that their battle has been won. The godless state was inaugurated some time ago, and it has brought us Robespierre’s terror, totalitarianism, council houses, drug wars, and abortion clinics. In Europe and North America (formerly known as Christendom), the twentieth-century ushered in the most protracted and extensive experiment in state secularism ever mustered in history, at a cost of upwards of three hundred million lives.

It may be the case that the monumental “misbehaviour” of the twentieth century does not follow directly from its denial of the existence of God. But the historical reality is nonetheless of an evil unprecedented in degree and scope–and in an epoch when, for the first time, the term Christendom ceased to have any meaning. As Marxists are wont to argue, there are no accidents in history. If it is fair to hold theism responsible for the putative crimes of Christendom–the Spanish Inquisition, the trial of Galileo, the Salem witch hunts, and all the other sins with which Christians are regularly belaboured–then it is equally fair to hold secularists and atheists responsible as well.

Dawkins and Hitchens conveniently ignore the wretched moral record of the post-Christian secular state. One wishes they had done the same for the officially atheist regimes of the Communist world. Their attempts to deny the connection between atheism and the murder of one hundred and fifty million of global Communism’s own citizens for ideological heresy are not merely hypocritical but obscene. According to Dawkins, “What matters is not whether…Stalin [was an atheist], but whether atheism systematically influences people to do bad things. There is not the smallest evidence that it does…Stalin was an atheist…Individual atheists may do evil things but they don’t do evil things in the name of atheism.” One wonders why, then, in the opinion of Dawkins and Hitchens, “individual Christians” who do wrong always do so as faithful exponents of Christian teaching. (Does either really believe that the Church’s squalid accommodation with the Nazis was “systematically influenced” by its theism, as they allege?) Indeed, there is not the “smallest evidence” that Christian doctrine influenced the preponderance of the crimes with which Dawkins and Hitchens inculpate it (unless you call its corruption an influence).

It tells you something about the arrogance of liberals that, while they would be horrified at anyone’s denial of the connection between racism and slavery, anti-Semitism and the Holocaust, or fossil fuels and global warming, they are agnostic about the connection between atheism and the Gulag. It’s hard to believe that Stalin’s wholesale persecution, torture, and murder of Orthodox priests and nuns, his desecration of churches, or Mao’s elimination of every last vestige of Buddhist belief and culture, had nothing to do with atheism. If we lived in an age of genuinely equitable justice, this sort of denial would lead to prosecution or at least social ostracism. Is there any comparison more odious than Hitchens’ characterization of the extermination of religion under Marxism as one of a series of “anticlerical phases” in which ecclesiastical corruption is periodically purged (as under Henry VIII or Cromwell)?

Dawkins’ and Hitchens’ Fab Theories

of the Origins of Religion

Throughout the three-thousand-year history of the study of religion, philosophers, theologians, anthropologists, psychologists, and political cranks have posited innumerable explanations for the genesis and worship of the gods: fear (Petronius; cf. Isidore of Seville); innate and universal ideas (Stoics; Platonists); veneration of history’s great and powerful (Euhemerus); homeopathic rituals to encourage agricultural fecundity (Frazer); totemic ancestor worship (W. Robertson Smith); the awe of the numinous (Otto); the projection of the tribal group-soul (Harrison; Cornford); consolation for misfortune and injustice (the Marxist opiate idea); subjugation of the underclass by the “power structure” (contemporary Deconstructionism). In the second century A.D., the brilliant Middle Platonist and father of the modern novel, Apuleius, affirmed the need for a multiplicity of religions on the grounds that no single one could express the inexpressible totality of the Divine. In the fifteenth century, the Christian mystic Nicholas of Cusa expressed the same idea in his formula, Una religio in varietate rituum (one religion in a variety of rites). So, it seems, the multiplicity of religious aetiologies suggests that no one of them could possibly be adequate to explain so ancient, fundamental, and mysterious a human endowment as religion itself. But at least the traditional theories, however narrow and reductive, are psychologically and anthropologically plausible, which is more than one can say for the bizarre confabulations of Dawkins and Hitchens.

Both anti-theists purport to explain the origins of religion on the principle that poisonous fruit can only fall from a poisonous tree. Hitchens’ chapter (” ‘The Lowly Stamp of Their Origin’: Religion’s Corrupt Beginnings”) is an embarrassingly incoherent rant on the corrupt beginnings of: the Mormonism of Joseph Smith (early nineteenth century); the footnote religion of the infant prophet Marjoe Gortner (early twentieth century); modern American televangelism; and the so-called second-world-war “cargo cults” of the Pacific Islands, in which American GI’s bringing trinkets in the holds of their marvelous flying machines were worshiped as gods and redeemers by the Melanesian natives. Through no small hermeneutic effort, the reader may eventually divine that the unifying features of these religions is their founders’ monstrous avarice, which they satisfied by resort to the gross fraudulence of their claims to supernatural revelations or powers. To slightly alter the favourite predicatorial text of Chaucer’s Pardoner, Radix religionis est cupiditas. The Pardoner, by the way, reminds us that faithful Christians were aware of the clerical temptation to venality and mischief, and publicly denounced them, six hundred years before Hitchens exposed this open secret. Being rather more realistic than Hitchens, medieval Christians recognized that avarice and dishonesty are the universal condition of fallen man, and by no means limited to the religious. If they excoriated ecclesiastical corruption more ruthlessly than any other kind, it was because they demanded a higher standard of probity from priests and monks than the generality of mankind. It was the high-minded religious ideal of virtue, that is, that made religious vice scandalous.

But besides its incoherence, Hitchens’ chapter is a crashing disappointment, even by the meager scholarly standards to which readers would have become inured by this point in his narrative. While his title promises a universal theory of the origins of religion, it delivers yet another smirk at relatively recent cultic ephemera. If Hitchens affects to account for the origins of the ancient mystery religions of the Great Mother, Isis and Osiris, Orpheus, Demeter and Persephone, Dionysus, Hercules, Mithras, or Christ, on the grounds that, like Marjoe Gortner or Joseph Smith, they all secretly forged their own “revelations” and peddled them using slick theatrical effects, one should like to see his evidence. Hitchens provides none. Instead, he merely invites us to indict all religions by analogy to the most larcenous, primitive, and short-lived examples he can find. Should you wish to see dishonesty and legerdemain in action, look no further than the cynically staged arguments of writers who, by rhetorical sleight of hand, show gullible readers the compliant facts, while keeping the inconvenient ones up their sleeves.

Curiously, a common theme of both books is the aforementioned “cargo cults”, a relative neologism in the jargon of anthropology and the history of religion, whose prominence in our authors’ discussions of cultic origins suggests that they borrowed the term and thesis from one of the earlier anti-theistic manuals on which they so heavily depend (but which they rarely cite, not wishing to admit the gross unoriginality of their polemics). Or perhaps the appeal of the cargo cult theory is its sci-fi topicality, inasmuch as such astrophysical mystics as Carl Sagan have fixed in the popular imagination the vision of “billions and billions” of potentially habitable galaxies, which seems to have given new life to the early twentieth century fantasy that the gods we worship are extra-terrestrials who visited the earth during the infancy of our species. Dawkins devotes a significant part of his chapter “The Roots of Religion” to recounting how the flying machines and magical boxes that glowed with light and emitted strange noises, along with the uniforms and marching rituals of the white-skinned aliens who brought them, so impressed the natives of the Pacific Islands that they worshiped them as gods. For Dawkins, the speed with which these cults spread and their extraordinary geographical range confirm A.C. Clarke’s Third Law: “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Dawkins concludes that “the cult of Christianity almost certainly began in very much the same way, and spread initially at the same high speed”. But he does not tell us with what superior technological marvels Jesus mesmerized and purchased the reverence of his disciples–indeed, if Jesus really had possessed anything like the modern radio or airplane, perhaps he really was a God–nor from what advanced civilization he interloped into Palestine. Like Hitchens, Dawkins provides not a shred of evidence to support his risible hypothesis; rather, he asks his readers to accept it holus-bolus on, well, faith.

Since for Dawkins evolution is all the law and the prophets, his own contribution to the study of cultic origins is his theory of religion as a product of (you guessed it) natural selection. In dragging evolution into everything, Dawkins reminds one of the comically persona-ridden physician Euryximachus, an interlocutor in Plato’s Symposium, who when asked to discourse on the theme of love, defined it as “the health of the body”.

The problem for Dawkins-the-Darwinian, however, is explaining how a behavioral trait that is so “time-consuming, wealth-consuming, hostility-provoking…anti-factual, [and] counter-productive” as the worship of God could have become so universally naturalized within the human species that “no known culture lacks some version” of it. Shouldn’t religion have long ago been “selected out”? Indeed, as the Harvard geneticist Richard Lewontin insists, “That is the one point which I think all evolutionists agree upon, that it is virtually impossible to do a better job than an organism is doing in its own environment.” The human organism is ubiquitously religious, and by his own logic, the evolutionist ought to conclude that, along with other universally human modes of adaption (e.g., reasoning, planning, tool-making, negotiating, co-operating), religion is a positive and essential contributor to man’s biological survival and thrift.

But then, predisposed as he is to the proposition that religion is pernicious, Dawkins is forced to introduce a bit of “dialectical prestidigitation” (to recall his mockery of the ontological argument) that would have made Anselm proud. Religion, he says, is an unfortunate “by-product” of a more generally successful evolutionary strategy: viz., the prudent imperative for a child to obey his parents. “Natural selection builds child brains with a tendency to believe whatever their parents and tribal elders tell them. Such trusting obedience is valuable for survival.” But the by-product of it is gullibility, and the inability to distinguish between worldly wisdom and nonsense. “The child cannot know that ‘Don’t paddle in the crocodile-infested Limpopo’ is good advice but ‘You must sacrifice a goat at the time of the full moon, otherwise the rains will fail’ is at best a waste of time and goats.” As virus-like “memes”, religious doctrines thus infect the gullible brains of children and metastasize throughout the gene-pool, or rather “meme-pool”. Like genes, memes are selfish and reproduce only for the benefit of themselves, rather than their individual hosts or collective species. Each religion is a complex of such self-replicating “memes” or cultural complexes. “Perhaps Islam is analogous to a carnivorous gene complex, Buddhism to a herbivorous one”, Dawkins speculates.

But once again, he offers no empirical evidence to support such fascinating speculations. Nor does it really matter. The theory may be plausible enough that childish credulity and obedience (in themselves, making excellent Darwinian sense) have led to the propagation from generation to generation of religious nonsense, but it tells us nothing about religious origins. Why did parents and tribal elders conceive these fantasies about God and the soul in the first place? It will not do to say that they accepted them credulously from their own parents when they were children; for this is merely to kick the causal can down the road–and Dawkins has only contempt for that sort of intellectual sloppiness when it is exhibited by Creationists. (The triumphantly unanswerable question, “Who designed the Designer”, is one of Dawkins’ rhetorical tics.) So, what Darwinian Imperative first planted the God hypothesis in the brains of parents and tribal elders, in every part of the inhabited globe, during the nascency of humankind? And why was that particular species of nonsense, more than any other, so universally “selected” and propagated?

According to the very criteria to which he regularly appeals, Dawkins’ theory is preposterous. Both he and Hitchens are fond of invoking the principle of Occam’s razor to refute the assumption of the existence of God. According to Occam, the simplest explanation is always the truest, and thus for modern science, the God hypothesis, being wholly superfluous to the explanation of the existence and evolution of the cosmos, is false. (Not surprisingly, Occam is the one Christian theologian whom both Dawkins and Hitchens admire.) Well, isn’t it “simpler” for a Darwinian to infer that the universality and perdurance of religion means that it has been “selected” because it is a successful human adaptation? Remember Lowentin’s point that “it is impossible to do a better job than an organism is doing in its own environment”. For humans, that environment has ubiquitously and perennially included religion. Dawkins’ Byzantine speculations about religion as a “misfiring” of an otherwise sound evolutionary mechanism rather needlessly complicates things.